shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test
I can’t fucking breathe
G spot? Oh you mean gamestop hah yeah i know where that is
it’s funny because it’s true
I can’t wait for it to heal in a couple weeks so I can color it and show my grandma’s artwork in its full glory.
sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it